Sandman

When a male blows his load over a female's closed eyelids, then punches her in the side of the head, as to knock her out. Usually, upon awaking, the female's eyelids will be stuck shut.

Soulja Boy Sandman'd dat hoe.

by Quinn Jake July 24, 2007

Sandman

A. An slippery person.

Someone capable of slipping past authority or punishments without any seemingly ramifications.

Also, a criminal, typically a hitman, that seems to be uncatchable.

That guy is a fucking sandman!

by Caine Cabal October 27, 2011

Sandman

Spider-Man after Infinity War.

A: Dude did you see what happend to Spider-Man?
B: You mean Sandman?

by MrStarman August 11, 2018

Sandman

when you rub a girls clit at the beach when its all sandy. See stinky finger.

I got the Sandman at the beach today. It wasn't fun at all. Actually I'm gonna go throw up

by dabsadoo August 4, 2008

Sandman

The act of masterbating into a cup, and pouring it on one's eyes while they are sleeping or unconscious causing the eyelashes to stick together like cement; may transmit sexual diseases.

"Dude, I just performed a sandman on Gretchen's face. She's not going to be able to open her eyes for a week!"

by ZzImPacTzZ October 27, 2008

Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.

Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.

by Evol E July 16, 2019

sandman

A dealer of drugs, usually cocaine

See: snowman

I met the school sandman yesterday, his shit is good!

by TehSnowMen August 15, 2006