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Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.
Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.
Sandmanning by Evol E July 16, 2019
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Sandmanning

The act of throwing a cup water on an unsuspecting victim with hopes that it will dissolve them.
Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.
Sandmanning by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011
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Sausmanning 

creating made-up "evidence" for uploading on the internet, in order to use this same "evidence" to back up a failing argument.
She was caught sausmanning her "evidence" in an attempt to provide "proof" for her argument with Bill about QAnon's claims.
Sausmanning by AllieghyaRodeham September 13, 2020

sandbanking 

When a person entrusted with establishing a greater group benefit, discreetly and intentionally creates a greater benefit for themselves.
Person A "He did well at negotiating a good deal for all of us" Person B "Actually he's got a better deal himself it appears he's been sandbanking"
sandbanking by Saint17 October 6, 2017