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A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.
House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"
Rupert by Lolalo October 7, 2011
The best dog in the whole world. Is probably a huge brat. Will eat literally anything. Will definitely eat your cheeseburger while your away. Always tired and cold. Kinda like a grumpy old man but really cute?
I miss my dog, Rupert”
Rupert by ohmygoshbecki October 13, 2018
Rupert is another word for your penis
My rupert gets hard at the thought of her
Rupert by sincerelyMEx3 July 7, 2011
A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.
Rupert by stropmag July 25, 2011
A species werewolf that doesn't smell.
"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"
He's a bear and he's gay!
Rupert by Anonymous March 21, 2003