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Definitions by stropmag

rectumitis 

An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
rectumitis by stropmag December 19, 2015
A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.
Rupert by stropmag July 25, 2011

Sucking a lemon 

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.
When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.
Sucking a lemon by stropmag July 10, 2010

strop mag 

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".
strop mag by stropmag September 23, 2008

green market

Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.
"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"

"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
green market by stropmag November 3, 2006

tractor factor 

To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.
"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".

"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
tractor factor by stropmag October 29, 2006

murally challenged 

To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.
"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"

"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
murally challenged by stropmag October 29, 2006