Having uncontrollable bowel movements. The inability to control ones bowel movements. To eat rotten food and then have explosive diarrhea.
I ate some rotten shrimp and then had The Rons so bad I had to change clothes.
by Freidan December 13, 2009
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triumph; desimates all in its path; very strong
man in that basketball game you played like a ron
by greg steelflex December 4, 2008
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Typically known as chronic stuff, Increased uses result in side effects such as cat cam, shorts and waffle. Ron is also know as "Kron" "Chronic".
"Hey bro, can mans obtain some of that potent ronium"
by YhYhSound December 17, 2021
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A cool kid that gets hooked on dead or dying memes and will not stop using them no matter what. He's funny sometimes but also a lil bit annoying. He's a good friend and cares about other people. his friends say he's interesting at times but they all like him. Ron is generally tall with brown hair and eyes and a dick to match
Aw man I wish I was a Ron
by Makesh1ftsplint December 13, 2018
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The perfect hero at all times. A crusader of the highest order. Not just a king, but a warrior king who will fight for the right at any cost. A true champion of women, children, and the oppressed. Willing to sacrifice himself and anything to protect and empower any kingdoms on earth who will stand up for righteousness.
by Warrior King! February 5, 2018
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a) To demonstrate the severity of one's frustration by destroying any randomly unrelated nearby object or structure.

b) inconsolable rage manifesting as property damage.
Man, he totally fucking ronned his own reading glasses when he saw someone broken that dumb statue... What's he gonna use for reading glasses now?

That guys kids were fighting! He got so pissed at them he went all ron at the computer he was using! He took the monitor and threw it on the ground ronnie style bitch!
by Dreadaura April 10, 2016
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A man of many talents. The only man to hold the Irish Goose Chasing, Potato Farming and Cricket Ball Hitting Championships simultaneously. Surname unknown.
You hit that a fudging mile, is Ron your coach?
by I Wish I Was Ron April 26, 2011
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