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plunkette 

the act of water shooting back up your ass after dropping a huge log off in the bowl.
When explosive diahreah strikes, a plunkette can quickly extinguish that intense rectal burning.
plunkette by PDiddy October 27, 2004

hot plunket

When you poop in a tube sock, and smack your sleeping victim in the face with it.
My aunt made a really bad dinner, when she dosed off in her reclining chair, I gave her a hot plunket!
It was gourmet meals after that!
hot plunket by ReenieB November 12, 2007
Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker
Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!
The early stages of being drunk, state of existence after kicking back a few pints, and beginning to recover, where the mind is still not as sharp as it once was.
Not quite drunk, but a pinch past sober.
"Your mind isn't as sharp right now."
"I'm a bit plunted"
plunted by A plunted bloke January 6, 2008

Plunker Dunk 

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.
While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!
Plunker Dunk by shizark May 9, 2011

Plucked in the mush 

'Plucked in the mush' means to punch someone in the face or mouth.
'I was plucking this guy in the mush over and over'

'Some noob started on me, but he got Plucked in the mush'