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lay hands on 

verb. to acquire or gain posession of
There is no way I'll be able to afford that concert ticket unless I lay hands on some cash.

Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?
lay hands on by hardcore_2031 July 18, 2005

Lay it on Thick 

To honk at a person, place or thing for an excessive period of time. Usually done to express negative emotions.

Not to be confused with a dollop of daisy, which can be a single or series of short honks. A dollop of daisy is usually used to express positive emotions.
Bobs lay it on thick at Tranny!
Lay it on Thick by Kate Yochai August 4, 2008

Phil lay me-on 

Like a piece of meat that rich niggas eat, you order Phil lay me-on and they think youre fancy
Rich nigga: Lemme get uh, Phil lay me-on
Waitress: ooh you fancy huh?
Phil lay me-on by SmoochieWallace November 21, 2016

Lay it on me 

What you say when you want to encourage your partner to have poop sex with you.
Tamika: Ooh I need to take a big, brown smelly poop!

Jamal: Lay it on me girl!
Lay it on me by JustAwhiteGuy50 April 24, 2021

lay one on you 

To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight
you should of!!”
lay one on you by 023701 March 2, 2024

You can lay your legs on me if you want to 

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!