A wonderful-wonderful person who's generally quiet, but has a heart of gold. People with this name usually like to flirt a lot, but once their mind and heart is with a person, they will do whatever it takes to make them happy. Unlike most people, Keane's very honest and straight forward. Usually brunette and with a huge ego. Has the good looks of Kelso, Fez's sense of humor and Eric's heart.
Keane: You look so beautiful today!
Me: Aaw, thank you!
Keane: That'll be $10
by Team Veggies August 13, 2018
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Often known as "the one that got away"

A beautiful, sexy man, but sweet. So sweet that you often under appreciate him, thus him leaving, and being the one that got away.
Person 1:Damn, I wish kean would come back.
Person 2: We all do, we all do.
by Sopsmasherr January 7, 2018
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Just a really odd awkward person, not many people want to be around him.
Person 1: "I heard Keane is so weird that scientists are studying him!"
Person 2: "There he is! HIDE!"
Person 1: D:
by ItReal June 6, 2018
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To write or broadcast in a maudlin, excessively emotional way. Word coined in honour of the BBC's Feargal Keane. Similar to keening, only more sanctimonious.
A hideous keaning sound filled the airwaves.

In this issue of the Independent, Robert Fisk keanes about damage to Hizbollah. Luckily, this is hidden behind a subscribers-only firewall in the online version.
by Peter Risdon August 14, 2006
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A know-it-all smart aleck who likes to correct everybody
Stop being such a Keane!!
by Gaga88 May 18, 2011
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