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Human

Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!
by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004
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Human

Homo sapiens. The only species so far to have slaughtered thousands of the same kind (ex. Hiroshima). Probably a major disappointment to God Himself, since they are His creation. Strangely enough, they seem to consider themselves in a category above animal, even though that's what they are.
Humans are mammals, so yes, they're considered animals as well.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017
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Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.
Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.
by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009
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Human

Ability to make mistakes. Recognizing Oneself as not always beyond imperfection. "Natural" as not always needed to be such as "normal".
Dang it I wasn't that God after all; how Human of Me anyways.. 😊
by Butts because I can. January 19, 2017
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Human

If you bleed, hurt, eat, sleep and breathe, you are human and you deserve to be treated like a human.
Douche: You're just a toy in my game.
You: No, I'm human. I'm not plastic.
by I Am Actually A Human March 30, 2015
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Human

Self-absorbed idiots in clothes. It's a miracle they're still alive.
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Human

A unique intelligent organism that continually evolves and lives in a large, diverse population and society that relies on the tools it creates, verbal communication, and relies on advanced technology; usually has a different perspective on things.
The human created a house on the riverside with only stone and wood.
by Ultam8 May 9, 2016
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