The greatest scam artist who ever lived.he knows to fuck people out of they'er money so elaborately, if your actually stupid enough to fall for his sorry excuse for a religion "scientology" you need to wake up and look how stupid it is.
hes was a science fiction wrighter! who says "these are the wright way to cure drug addictions through hippnotising i mean aduiting".the truth is all his littile claims to be the right way can be simply and rationly explained whithout much thought.
dude1:to me l.ron hubbard is a prophet

dude2: to me hes bullshit scam artist

dude1:we are going to sue you!!!

dude2:yea proves my point exactly you scaming communist morons.....
by anti-antiman22 January 2, 2010
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A very deluded individual who built an Empire of deciet founded on the occult and satanism whilst plagiarising many othe pre-existing ideas and works hoping to 'enslave' Humanity.. was influenced by Aliester Crowley and Jack Parsons..both known for the Occultism and Black Magik Rituals L.Ron Hubbard lied about his Naval Career amongst many documented lies he told people in an attempt to establish a belief system to obtain his 'Pact with Satan"
L.Ron Hubbard was driven by his own insanity and Occultism and wanted to ENSLAVE all of HUMANITY
by Xemu April 17, 2006
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1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.
I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.
by I.D. Eclare April 8, 2016
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A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019
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did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.
by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 30, 2009
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When you say something you know isnt true and expect people to keep believing it.

2nd:used to describe someone can't fight for shit but is the first to jump,and the first to get knocked down.
3rd:also used as a ass sucker for any promoter in new england.
He said the checks were ready.hahahahaha you've been chris hubbarded
by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019
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