2 definitions by kayeffsea
adjective
1. Being in a state intoxication following a night out in London or Las Vegas bars. Usually follows drinking in excess.
A brunk person will be found a wandering the streets late in the evening, with out turned pockets for extra effect. A Brunk person is usually immune from being mugged as he will have no money on him and the mugger will not be able to negotiate for alternative belongings of value.
1. Being in a state intoxication following a night out in London or Las Vegas bars. Usually follows drinking in excess.
A brunk person will be found a wandering the streets late in the evening, with out turned pockets for extra effect. A Brunk person is usually immune from being mugged as he will have no money on him and the mugger will not be able to negotiate for alternative belongings of value.
That chap is completely brunk, look at his out turned pockets and he is all over the place.
I hope I don't get brunk tonight.
Next day
I'm still brunk, look at my bank account. I don't remember buying all those drinks and how did I acquire this new tattoo?
I hope I don't get brunk tonight.
Next day
I'm still brunk, look at my bank account. I don't remember buying all those drinks and how did I acquire this new tattoo?
by kayeffsea April 14, 2019
A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.
To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.
Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.
To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.
Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019