haint

Old English in origin, Haint is the middle evolution from the word "havent" which eventually became word we now know as "aint"

havent= haint=aint

"but you have got two bitter swords and I haint got a knife!"
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

haint

An old southern therm for over-priced motorocycle.

I sold my house for a haint.

by Icesharc April 22, 2004

broke as a haint

When an individual has no money to purchase something or to pay a debt.

I would have bought everyone dinner, but I was broke as a haint.

by des_per_a_do November 29, 2010

LA haint

One of those LA influencers who move to Nashville cause "LA is just so much drama", and started speaking in a 'southern' accent in less then two months of living there.

"omg she was such an LA haint."

"tell me about it, she probably read some cowboy book-tok garbage and decided to move here."

by Mrmicfaceface August 25, 2025

haint

1. a gross thing
2. a crusty person

1. "Girl, you have haint hairs all over your face"
2. "You are such a haint"

by kay nixon November 11, 2022

Haint

This is when you have a lot of hair on your Taint.

Damn my haint got snagged on my jeans

by Oldhand May 3, 2025