Hole in one 

Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.

Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.

Hole in one by Sintino August 25, 2011

Hole In One 

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

Hole In One by Long Island August 13, 2004

Hole in one 

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force

Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one

Hole in one by druehorn May 8, 2017

Hole in One 

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.

Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!

Hole in One by NutsInMyMOUTH July 4, 2019

hole in one 

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

hole in one by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

Hole in One 

When your having sex with a girl on a golf course and instead of cumming any where near the girl you jizz into the golf hole

"Last night he totally got a Hole in One

Hole in One by Ginger Nipples July 10, 2009

Hole In One 

While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.

If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!

Hole In One by Chauncizzle May 19, 2009