goofing off

basically doing anything that you can physically do, like playing video games, climbing mountains, all the goof

person 1: hehehe
person 2: stop goofing off

goofing off by morting March 23, 2026

Maximum Goofing 

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak

Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed

Maximum Goofing by kakarotrose June 27, 2023

New boot goofin' 

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.

"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."

New boot goofin' by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005

gooning 

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

gooping n' gunking 

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

gooping n' gunking by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023

gooning 

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

Adventure Golfing 

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.

George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.

Adventure Golfing by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009