2 definitions by UrbanoTurbano

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

no head

Car with really bad Asian driver ahead of you. So named cause so short can't see their head above seat

(Spoken to yourself while driving) Of course they cut me off turning into my lane and are now signaling left 10 feet later. It's a no head driving

by UrbanoTurbano January 10, 2018