Forrest Gump 

The act of attempting to class up a dick pic by including a box of chocolates next to it via email on an internet dating site.

Guy 1: Yo, my boy Shannon Sharpe has been slaying the ladies on match.com lately.

Guy 2: Really? How's he doing it? I'm having zero luck on there.

Guy1: He's sending every girl the Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump by Shannon Sharpe January 22, 2014

Forrest Gump 

a retard who is quite funny. He runs real fast and talks real slow.

andrew mukon

Forrest Gump by Ali_&_Dan September 11, 2003

forrest gump 

1. A 1994 movie starring Tom Hanks about a man who can run fast, is a complete tard, ran for 3 years, fought in 'nam, and started a shrimp company that made him rich. It is based on
2. A novel of the same name with nearly the same story that was written many years before the movie was made.
3. The main character of either.

1. Forrest Gump is a great movie.
2. I had to read Forrest Gump for English class
3. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.

forrest gump by Oracle989 September 8, 2007

Forrest Gump 

Exchanging sexual favours with someone whilst watching a film, with others present but making sure that they do no notice.

Me and Judy had to stop midway through a Forrest Gump last night because the film was making me cry.

Forrest Gump by Anonymous hippopotamus July 7, 2016

Forrest Gump 

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

Forrest Gump by Shannon September 9, 2003

Forrest Gump 

An Idiot who tells strangers about his life, He talks about his mama and chocolates and spends 3 hours sitting at the bus.

Forrest Gump is a retard

Forrest Gump by Razorblazor September 6, 2003

Forrest Gump 

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.

Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.

Forrest Gump by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009