ELF 

Epic Laughing Fit

Same principles as LOL..Lmao...Rofl......whatever the kids are saying these day...

So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.

ELF by RavE-To-ThE-GravE August 12, 2009

Elf 

1. Someone who has pointy ass ears.
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.

4. A toy-making piece of shit

1. Nicole: “Look at them ears, what a fucking elf”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”

3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”

Elf by Lightning Budder December 26, 2018

Elf 

1. A very short person

2. The bad guys from Thor the dark world

That guy is so short that he is an elf

Elf by BirdNec May 12, 2019

elf 

Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.

"Hoe hoe hoe! Come hither elf, I'm rockin shakespear tonight."

elf by Tee...Royal-Tee April 14, 2008

Elf 

A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese

"Elf is gay" - Oldmangaz the Dwarf

Elf by Quilty September 5, 2007

elf 

n; a person who, for the sole purpose of posting and/or being a part of something that has nothing to do with him, posts a seemingly irrelevant comment in the middle of a conversation over the internet.

masterprocrastinator043: Dude I'm telling you the one on the left looks just like her!

Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance

QhIAUDH84b34: POTATOES!

masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf

elf by Masterprocrastinator043 November 17, 2010

elf 

Verb: to decorate a person who has passed out early, for the sake of comedy. Rules vary by social circles, but, in general, falling asleep with one's shoes on means punishment by elfing.

person1: Dude, why does it say 'I heart carson daly' on your forehead?
person2: I got elfed last night.

elf by russiangopher October 10, 2006