Doris

I love my Doris.

Meet my Doris.

This is my father and Doris.
by Sococo April 01, 2009
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Doris

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris
by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003
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Doris

An older well-off woman who thinks the rules should apply to others but not to her. A Doris criticizes anything and everything on Facebook but her specialty is picking on kind-hearted people trying to improve the world . Doris is not afraid to post nonsensical political memes with no factual basis.

Doris takes marijuana for her "glaucoma" but she does not believe in legalizing pot because then the wrong people would use it.

In a nutshell, she is Karen's mom.
An older woman was criticizing me at the store the other day for slowing down the bagging process because I brought my own grocery bags. Then this ignorant hypocritical Doris had the gall to pay with a check!
by Counciltuckian April 23, 2020
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Doris

a completely unactractive, older lesbian.
or a diesel-dyke
by Steve Florio March 08, 2004
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Doris

A whore; a mutton; a slutbag; female(?) who dyes her hair blonde over & over until the ends are white & the roots are orange.
Doris is a whoris; Dor is a whore; See that skanky blonde bitch with the delinquent bastard son? I'm gonna kick her sloppy, crack infested ass!!
by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003
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Dori

Dori is a caring person. She's hyper active and full of life. She makes friends easily and keeps them for life. She loves to be herself and she doesn't care what people think about her. You always want to be around her or in touch with her because she makes you so happy and you can always be yourself around her. She loves animals and wants to have a lot of pets. She doesn't mind her name and makes jokes about it. The friends she makes share some of her favorite things. She's an amazing friend. Thanks Dori
Wow she's so nice. I love being friends with Dori.
by UnoAttack September 02, 2018
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Doryed

When you tell someone to do something but they instantly forget it
Mat did you do that thing for me?
Errrr... what thing?
He’s doryed me.
by DoryMat August 08, 2018
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