An animal or human exhibiting donkey-like qualities that include: a sturdy framed body, a large head, awkward/graceless movements, and the personality traits of innocence and loyalty, most likely due to having a low-functioning and/or small brain.
The character of Donk from the movie "Crocodile Dundee" was a real donker.
My bull terrier, Ike, is such a donker.
My bull terrier, Ike, is such a donker.
by bubu82 April 30, 2009
by Kara and Justin January 13, 2006
Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers
The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers
The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.
Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?
by B October 6, 2003
by Steph.Nora January 2, 2006
by kungfuboy46 September 7, 2022
A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
by Petrosian August 10, 2019
by shawndo919 April 16, 2008