by Nulzek April 4, 2010
A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.
by horsyrock June 3, 2006
A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.
by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017
Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.
pooh crap dump shit
pooh crap dump shit
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.
by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011
Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
by Zephyr December 26, 2003