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Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away
Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.
by Ass Captain November 13, 2007
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