camplaining 

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

camplaining by Jesse December 14, 2003

captainking1 

The greatest funky snooker/pool player that ever lived no one can do it like him, his sheer charm and sexiness dazzles the opponent as he strikes forth!

captainking1 is such a beast!!

captainking1 by Sudan Rocks1 October 17, 2011

curtaining 

when roughly two boys and a girl have a threesome, usually dressed in garments made from curtains and an eyepatch. the term originates from the victorian times, when slaves would often have to wear curtains and were very horny.

'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'

curtaining by mikey johnson-baron-smith December 21, 2008

captainiman 

shit kay/o player

guy: dude you're being like captainiman!
guy 2: no!!!!!

captainiman by ywyywhwhw September 21, 2021

Chastaining 

The act of bending over a woman and proceeding to dry hump her as she is attempting to force you out her front door

I seen this hot chick and I began chastaining her

Chastaining by Grmreaper December 10, 2022