CJ's definitions

Leprochanic Elephantas

Josh M.
Phat Kid
Nuisance

That kid is a leprochanic elephantas!

by CJ September 8, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

chop

Long sideburns that extend outward towards the mouth

Did you see the chops on that guy riding the motorcycle. They were really bushy.

by CJ April 11, 2005

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents!!

Me: *Sigh*

by Cj June 17, 2006

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005