Stouffer's definitions
(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
by stouffer March 4, 2003
Get the mystery taximug. n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face
by Stouffer November 7, 2002
Get the annular ring shankmug. n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
by Stouffer November 7, 2002
Get the wizard's beardmug. (extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)
by stouffer March 4, 2003
Get the beer scootermug. by Stouffer November 7, 2002
Get the captainmug. 
(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter
"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"
by stouffer March 4, 2003
Get the beer coatmug.