Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.
Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!
Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!
Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011
something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
by Poopy Pingu May 2, 2010
When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.
"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."
by VampGurl08 April 11, 2016
Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
by K._a._t._i._e._ June 1, 2017
by I.R.Cummings April 25, 2016
by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010
Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010