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Blue Waffle 

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
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Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

blue waffle 

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
blue waffle by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

Blue Waffle 

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

Blue Waffle 

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...
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Joe: uhh ok wtv...
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Blue Waffle 

A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.
Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?

blue waffle 

The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint
I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.
blue waffle by Travis Marcy March 4, 2010