the misspelling of good
by SuperAwesomeSauce October 16, 2011
1. chuck norris. don't deny, don't hate. or else he will come after you.
2. reason of much political strife and stress. lets agree to not agree and both stfu.
3. dood hoo haz a lawt of mispeled definashuns.
4. person with his own channel on TV and owns millions of houses worldwide-just look for the fat priest.
5. creator of men, women, and Billy Mays
6. dude who died on friday, tough.
7. your boss.
2. reason of much political strife and stress. lets agree to not agree and both stfu.
3. dood hoo haz a lawt of mispeled definashuns.
4. person with his own channel on TV and owns millions of houses worldwide-just look for the fat priest.
5. creator of men, women, and Billy Mays
6. dude who died on friday, tough.
7. your boss.
1. peace and love.
2. who cares if he exists or not, shut up, we don't care.
3. seriously, I'd love to see the 5-yr olds' parents' faces if they saw their kids on here.
4. he's there, and probably your best chance at getting legally drunk, just ask for the blessed blood or whatever.
5. God bless his soul.
6. reborn on sunday, no less. where'd the weekend go?
7. and what an asshole he is.
2. who cares if he exists or not, shut up, we don't care.
3. seriously, I'd love to see the 5-yr olds' parents' faces if they saw their kids on here.
4. he's there, and probably your best chance at getting legally drunk, just ask for the blessed blood or whatever.
5. God bless his soul.
6. reborn on sunday, no less. where'd the weekend go?
7. and what an asshole he is.
by No more names May 02, 2010
im quoting George carlin on this one!
god is "an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you."
god is "an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you."
Kid: grandma what does god look like?
Grandma: no one knows
Kid: grandma how do u know what he wants u to do?
Grandma: dont u dare question gods existance!!!
Kid: o.O
Grandma:if u doubt him hell send u to hell
Kid: why?
Grandma: because he loves you!
Kid: o.O
Grandma: no one knows
Kid: grandma how do u know what he wants u to do?
Grandma: dont u dare question gods existance!!!
Kid: o.O
Grandma:if u doubt him hell send u to hell
Kid: why?
Grandma: because he loves you!
Kid: o.O
by i hate idiots 199 May 02, 2011
If you can read this, you're Christian.
A deity who's believers are more offensive than the atheists sadly. Really, read some of these definitions.
btw, acknowledge the other religions' gods. Christianity is the biggest one around, but seriously, do you need to pretend you have the only god? I don't care that you don't believe in them. It's just common courtesy. Don't be a hypocrite and hate.
anyways-
1. An omniscient and omnipotent being who maintains different characteristics based on which religion/myth you look at. Some have human faults, some are emotionless, some are perfect. Some are creators, some are destroyers. Different religions define God as one or many people.
A deity who's believers are more offensive than the atheists sadly. Really, read some of these definitions.
btw, acknowledge the other religions' gods. Christianity is the biggest one around, but seriously, do you need to pretend you have the only god? I don't care that you don't believe in them. It's just common courtesy. Don't be a hypocrite and hate.
anyways-
1. An omniscient and omnipotent being who maintains different characteristics based on which religion/myth you look at. Some have human faults, some are emotionless, some are perfect. Some are creators, some are destroyers. Different religions define God as one or many people.
"Oh you're all going to burn in Hell if you don't believe in Him"
"God is better than you"
"He exists and all of you who don't believe in Him are idiots"
"FUCK YOU ATHEISTS"
Don't hate.
"God is better than you"
"He exists and all of you who don't believe in Him are idiots"
"FUCK YOU ATHEISTS"
Don't hate.
by Planet of the Apes June 16, 2010
A person who many people on this website make fun of because they saw it on other forum websites and thought it was cool to make God and any people who beleive in him look like a fool.
Alright even if he isn't real I promise you you will live a 25% better life if you beleive in him.
Alright even if he isn't real I promise you you will live a 25% better life if you beleive in him.
"God is a cute imaginary character whith his fictional book called the bible."
-Probably anyone on this website
Not beleiving in God is the trend these days.
-Probably anyone on this website
Not beleiving in God is the trend these days.
by ISM October 07, 2005
I believe GOD to be the end. The biggest thing after the universe. (the universe could be inside some brain in some jar in the imagination of a tiny insect in a bigger universe...etc.) <-- the end of that.
by really really real April 25, 2005
nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".
Non existant.
Non existant.
by Dennis May 26, 2004