Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina

Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.

by SexcMannn September 19, 2021

big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 November 1, 2015

Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"

by Jennieaddi December 20, 2021

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021