Shuaman's definitions

sleep depraved

When you keep having sexy dreams.

I'm so sleep depraved at the moment, I'm having wet dreams every night!

by Shuaman February 26, 2019

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Spewella de Vil

Someone who can't stop throwing up.

How you feeling, you drank a lot last night?

Dude, I'm Spewella de Vil today.

by Shuaman July 5, 2019

I'm done tasting that

To break up with someone.

You still going out with Joey M?

Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

slappie

n. A slap up dinner, a feast.

You up for a movie and a slappie somewhere in town later?

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Choppy

Anywhere there's going to be lots of cocaine. British.

Going to D's party tonight, it's going to be well choppy?

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 7, 2018