Definitions by Shuaman

Short Arm Shifty 

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

Short Arm Shifty by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

Eat Seeking Missile by Shuaman April 15, 2023

numb juice 

Alcohol.

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

numb juice by Shuaman November 10, 2022

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

Mollusk by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Muskavite 

A supporter or follower of Elon Musk.

You bought a Tezzie? Don't tell me you a Muskavite?

Sure am. Love the Elon.

Muskavite by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

Blooter hole by Shuaman March 12, 2022

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021