18 definitions by Shuaman

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A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!
What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.
by Shuaman September 30, 2016

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Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.
C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.
by Shuaman May 17, 2017

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Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.
Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.
by Shuaman November 04, 2016

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A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.
Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.
via giphy
by Shuaman August 22, 2016

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Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.
Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
by Shuaman April 22, 2016

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Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior
That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.
by Shuaman January 17, 2016

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The orange Franco ie the old snatch grabbing Cheeto head himself, our prez, Donald J. Trump
He's tweeting again.

Quien?

La naranja Franco! Who else?
by Shuaman January 30, 2017

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