Shuaman's definitions

Heroiana

Mong weed that knocks you out like heroin, often caused by leaving the buds on the plant too long.

Damn, B, that shit we smoked last night was the heroiana, I couldn't move for three hours straight!

by Shuaman November 25, 2018

girl garden

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

by Shuaman September 9, 2018

an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

by Shuaman December 14, 2016

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Drummin

British slang for burglarizing houses.

Where you get all this stuff? You been drummin again?

Nah, my nan gave it me.

Bollocks.

by Shuaman December 16, 2019

Starred and feathered

To be given a low rating for a service on uber, yelp or on other apps and social media generally.

Oh dude, my pop-up was a f-ing disaster, I'm getting starred and feathered online.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019