Shuaman's definitions

Drop and go

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.

Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!

by Shuaman November 19, 2020

la naranja franco

The orange Franco ie the old snatch grabbing Cheeto head himself, our prez, Donald J. Trump

He's tweeting again.

Quien?

La naranja Franco! Who else?

by Shuaman January 30, 2017

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

previous

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

by Shuaman October 13, 2018

Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 30, 2016

Shrapnel

Cocaine; especially a line that has been insufficiently chopped and contains large chunks.

Dude, that was some shrapnel.

That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.

by Shuaman July 5, 2019

Thot housing

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.

Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.

by Shuaman November 2, 2018