Shuaman's definitions

Doxy Curl

A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.

Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.

by Shuaman August 22, 2016

Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 30, 2016

coke casualty

Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.

Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.

by Shuaman November 4, 2016

Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

by Shuaman December 14, 2016