When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers
How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank
by Penis_nose August 26, 2019
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A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope
That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber
by The banterlope January 10, 2017
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When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
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A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 21, 2014
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Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.
*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
by wanking May 11, 2017
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A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 18, 2020
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An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
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