14 definitions by wanking
A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".
Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?
*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!
*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!
by wanking December 13, 2016
by wanking December 9, 2016
A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.
Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.
Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.
Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
by wanking December 14, 2016
by wanking December 12, 2016
by wanking December 12, 2016
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
by wanking May 4, 2017
It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.
Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.
Really? You must be a real shower wanker!
Hell Yeah!
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.
Really? You must be a real shower wanker!
Hell Yeah!
by wanking May 16, 2017