wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 21, 2014

Blow your neck out

To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw

I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.

by Blowing back out December 8, 2020

Burrito Neck

A burrito neck refers to someone who has a dirty neck, the neck reminds them of burrito meat.

"Hey man, wash your neck, you look like you got a burrito neck!"

by TheSeger October 25, 2023

Sweater Neck

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

by Zacairy May 31, 2023

no neck

a person who has no neck, a visual sighting that is so crazy.

Me: yes no neck
Him: i have a neck
me: stfu u shot

by llllmyco January 11, 2021

No Neck

People Who Are Fat And Have A Double Or A Triple Chin

Jay: Why Can’t I See His Neck?
Jake: Cause He Have No Neck

by NorthKoreanDictionary March 17, 2018

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022