Jonas Brothers

A band of three brothers that love what they do.
Sure, they could be a lot better- but they aren't half as bad as all of the fake rappers out these days...Not all teen girls have to obsess over them.

Justin Bieber attracts people because of his looks, his voice is autotuned, and hes only popular because people want to rape his soul, but the Jonas Brothers- well...Nick Jonas is very talented, his brothers are hardly talented but Nick has enough to go around. Their songs talk about diferent things...not just girls and not SEX like most rappers and "rockstars" So enough bashing them, and if you hate them so much why do you listen to them? Or bash them on sites like these?
Girl: *listening to A Little Bit Longer by the Jonas Brothers* So what do you think?
Boy: He screeches a lot...but the song is good.
Girl: See you're a true man. Thanks for respecting my music <3
by TaraCapri November 08, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

A pop band consisting of 3 brothers with the last name Jonas. Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas. They have a fan base from the ages ranging between 5-20 (about) and their music may not fit everyone's taste but personally I love their music, and they are all very talented.
Q: What are you doing tonight?

A: Going to a Jonas Brothers concert! I love their upbeat poppy sound!
by musicluver13 September 16, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.
Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."
by Raiinbowface August 14, 2008
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being at jonas brothers concert is like having your dick sawed off with a rusty steak knife.
Origin: upon birth, Nick Jonas' penis was accidentally caught in the revolving door leaving the hospital and was suibsequently rendered useless. Immediately after, his parents had the shriveled half-cock cryogenically frozen in the event that doctors would some day be able to reattach it. The Jonas Brothers now wear purity rings to hide Nick Jonas' slaughtered masculinity.
by FJB666 May 02, 2009
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the jonas brothers

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.
by some_random_gurl March 01, 2008
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Jonas Brother

An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.
"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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dumb ass mother fuckers who dont know wut the hell good music is
jeremy: dude, my girlfriend lyks the jonas brothers...wut do i do?

jarrett: wtf? they dumb as hell, tel ur gf to listen to better music or dump her ass!!
by mystery117 June 16, 2009
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