Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.
Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
What men who watched the euro vision song contest in 1981 use as an excuse for when they have jizzed on a sofa.
by Abbottofmojo12 June 16, 2011
A slo jizz fizz is that lazy piece of cum that pops out when you’re bent over putting your socks back on.
by AceMan10 October 9, 2017
When cocaine is blown into the asshole, followed by inserting a single ice cube, and then performing anal until the ice has melted
by Pussymasher6969 March 1, 2021
Fuzzy Fizz™ is the official drink of The Place, with over a million cans being sold each day. This is due in part to Johnny Slurpee-head's unfailing love of this same product. The Fuzzy Fizz Company's mascot, Fuzzo, can sometimes be seen around their factory south of The Place. Information about the ingredients and processes used to make Fuzzy Fizz are strictly confidential, and not available to the public at this time.
by Deepfriedprawn Entertainment August 12, 2003
A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 19, 2009
Shaking out the last drops for a male urinating. Fizz refers to the urine flow slowing(fizzling out)at the end of urination. whiz refers to the urine.
by the eighth floor man April 20, 2011