Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 03, 2024

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.

last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts

by Haprat January 24, 2011

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".

CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022

Two girls one cup

A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"

"Bruh, did you see Two Girls One Cup?"

by Syfxn July 02, 2021