two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.

"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"

by StreetMutt March 19, 2015

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.

last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts

by Haprat January 24, 2011

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025