Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

Mole Gopher by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Drown out the Gopher 

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.

Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.

Drown out the Gopher by GoochTrain November 8, 2016

smoking out the gopher 

Taking a dump

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”

smoking out the gopher by jd82 February 1, 2021

swedish gopher 

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

swedish gopher by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

Nameless Gopher 

A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.

If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.

Nameless Gopher by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011

Colon gopher 

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

Colon gopher by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

fluffy gopher bisquits 

A pile of gopher shit...that obviously...are fluffy...like bisquits...but i wouldnt suggest easting them...unless you like that kind of stuff....which is cool with me...but im not a FRICKEN DUMBASS LIKE YOU ARE IF YOU LIKE TO EAT GOPHER SHIT!!!!!!!

ha ha ha.....loser:-D

alright who ate all my fluffy gopher bisquits!?!?!?!?!?!?!

fluffy gopher bisquits by Godaga Mccalister November 25, 2006