gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.

I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.

by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011

Gopher hunting

When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.

I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!

by fentistile May 2, 2014

pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud

Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"

by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014

gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.

OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!

by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014

gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015