Facebook

Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.

Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia

Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.

"I have been trying to find her all week! She won't answer my calls, she doesn't respond to my emails."

"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."

"What? How'd you know that?"

"One word. Facebook."

by 8089364496 January 30, 2009

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v. The act of looking someone up on Facebook. Akin to "googling" something.

Guy 1: Dude...that chick at the party was hot. Where's her room again?
Guy 2: I don't know...let's facebook it!

by ted_yc November 18, 2006

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Pure Evil.

Hey I was going to cure cancer but I went on facebook instead.

Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.

Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.

Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.

Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead

Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!

Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!

by SWIY April 14, 2009

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An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking

Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)

by Amanda November 5, 2004

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A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks

I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

by Lazarus Ciccone July 25, 2008

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