Definitions by Schnitterbit

Bipolar Poop Disorder 

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

Bipolar Poop Disorder by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011

passive texting 

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

passive texting by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011

Mate date 

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.

Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.

Mate date by Schnitterbit April 29, 2011

Lady Gaga

A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.

Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?

Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.

Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.

Lady Gaga by Schnitterbit April 12, 2011

Youtube dislike joke 

A popular trend going around on Youtube that is used to diss all the people who did not like the video.

Youtube video: 10,475 Likes, 348 Dislikes

Youtube user #1: 348 people missed the like button.

Youtube user #2: 348 people though it said Dis I Like.

Youtube user #3: 348 people are a disgrace to the world.

Youtube user #4: 348 people are going to get a stupid Youtube dislike joke made about them because they didn't like this video.

Youtube dislike joke by Schnitterbit April 12, 2011

Cliche 

An overused word thats usage is more cliche than whatever it is that's being called cliche.

Person 1: This movie is so cliche.

Person 2: Not as cliche as the fact that you just used that word.

Cliche by Schnitterbit April 2, 2011

Kanye West

One of the greatest rappers out there, but also one of the greatest assholes.

Hip hop fan 1: (While listening to Dr. Dre's "The Chronic") Dude The Chronic is such a good album.

Kanye West: (Turns down volume) Excuse me boy, I'll let you finish listening to this but my album The College Dropout is the best hip hop album ever made.

Hip hop fan 2: You put out great albums Kanye, but you're such an asshole.

Kanye West by Schnitterbit February 24, 2011