10 definitions by Schnitterbit

passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit May 16, 2011

Cliche

An overused word thats usage is more cliche than whatever it is that's being called cliche.

Person 1: This movie is so cliche.

Person 2: Not as cliche as the fact that you just used that word.

by Schnitterbit March 16, 2011

Candy Shop

A hit song by 50 Cent that some people believe to have sexual undertones and not actually be about candy at all.

Ignorant guy: Dude I just listened to Candy Shop by 50 Cent and now I'm hungry a lollipop.

Smart guy: Wow are you gay? I don't think that song is actually about candy...but suit yourself.

by Schnitterbit January 27, 2011

Facebook

The digital holocaust.

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.

by Schnitterbit January 15, 2011

Mate date

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.

Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.

by Schnitterbit April 11, 2011

Lady Gaga

A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.

Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?

Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.

Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.

by Schnitterbit March 26, 2011

Kanye West

One of the greatest rappers out there, but also one of the greatest assholes.

Hip hop fan 1: (While listening to Dr. Dre's "The Chronic") Dude The Chronic is such a good album.

Kanye West: (Turns down volume) Excuse me boy, I'll let you finish listening to this but my album The College Dropout is the best hip hop album ever made.

Hip hop fan 2: You put out great albums Kanye, but you're such an asshole.

by Schnitterbit February 5, 2011