the monkey

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.

Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"

by PoomPlex November 04, 2007

monkey

creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.

Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!

by Mark May 20, 2004

monkey

A non preverted way to say cock, dick, ect...

Sangrizz: My monkey is long and hard
Estevan: Really? What kind of monkey is it, Spider Monkey?
Sangrizz: Wow...faggot...why dont you go to urbandictionary.com more often. Go into the bathroom and slit your wrists.

by Sangrizz January 27, 2004

monkey

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

by Amish Al January 16, 2004

monkey

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

by m-dogg March 19, 2005

The Monkey

When making babies with your special person, and doing it from behind, the male slowly shits into his right hand. He then pulls out and spits on the chicks back. She thinking he is done will turn around and at that moment he will let out a shriek like a monkey throwing the feces into his partners face, then using his left hand wil finish himself on the floor.

I can't believe Warren gave Andrea The Monkey last night.

by Pont April 10, 2010

monkey

monkey can be used to refer to a pussy that will trap a nigga like a rat

master p uses this definition in his song "killer pussy"

by robin hood February 21, 2005