Monkey 

My friend got called 'Scriptmonkey' by the ICT technicians because of all the scripting he does. This name is actually a hacker term although my friend doesn't do that sort of stuff, the ICT technicians just accuse us of stuff we DON'T do. (Monkey = one hacker, Monkies = group of hackers)

oMG £ooK @ 7H4t 1337 M0nK3y!!

Monkey by JigsWithoutWoodstock February 10, 2005

monkey 

Large, Vile, Atroucous man eating, poo-flinging animal.

Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!

monkey by Orangatang July 31, 2006

monkey 

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

monkey by smitty December 20, 2002

monkey 

and 8th of marjuana usually the resin form known as solid or hash

"i have three monkeys you wana smoke?"

monkey by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 9, 2004

monkey 

to skin up a doob (splif)

man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off

monkey by hjkbhk January 21, 2007

Monkey 

To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.

"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"

Monkey by JackG. October 11, 2006

monkey 

i cute lil animal that climbs a lot

boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cut animal

monkey by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008