zorch

cool, fresh, outta sight

Hey, check it out... I got this zorch new MP3 player.

by ranebo January 8, 2005

zorch

Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)

Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!

by atariangamer July 11, 2008

Zorch

The act of swallowing the fart of another, through direct contact with their anus. Typically performed in a sexual context.

Allan consumed a large kale salad at lunch so David could zorch his farts in the evening.

by Big daddi dog April 8, 2022

Zorch

The Zorch is your second mythical stomach which can only be filled by expressing your individual style. Whenever you listen to music, create artwork, or be apart of something completely original, you are feeding your Zorch.

I'm going to a Creed show tonight, I can't wait to listen to live music and feed my Zorch!

by BlackandWhite February 3, 2012

zorch

1)even more "cool" than "cool"
2) exceedingly great
3) to annhilate from existence

Mr. Wilcox (11th Grade Physics Teacher): You better do zorhcy on the next test, Wallace, if you don't want to be zorched out of existence.

by Matthew Swartz January 11, 2004

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Zorch

The art of sucking a fart out of someones ass

"Oh Deric i fancy a bit of zorching tonight" " shal i zorch you or you zorch me?"

by running out of names here February 7, 2007