Yomp 

jiz that comes frum a donkey's shlong.

Also a word that is used in middleton to describe a fucking Gaylords who have mullets..

J sun

you fucking yomp get the fuck out of my face Braiden

Yomp Yomp!!!

Yomp by jasonellison November 28, 2003

yomp 

1. (v) The act of thinking very philosophically about something e.g. "Is the glass half empty or half full".

2. (v) The military word describing a fast, long distance march carrying full kit.

3. (v) The act of declaring one's presence.

"/me yomps"

yomp by Judderman July 22, 2003

yomp 

Verb.
To walk hard and with vigour.

He doesn't walk, he yomps!

yomp by Daisy May 14, 2005

Yomp 

A complete idiot.

How did you not know that? You're such a yomp.

Yomp by cooliotheyomper November 24, 2017

Yomp 

The act of taking a bite of something in a disgusting manor.

He took a yomp out of that raw beef at the Mays landing Walmart.

Yomp by Rpnj February 20, 2019

Yomp 

Taking a large bite of something while having little to a quarter left of that food. This can be anything in particular including non-edible materials.

“ this nigga really just took a yomp of my burger and gave me back nothin”

Yomp by Strange_strudal February 23, 2019

Yomp 

To get head, fellatio, dome, top, etc. Preferably in the morning, thus asserting "Morning yomp". The best kind of yomp there is.

"you get anything last night"
"nah but she gave me yomp this morning it was fire"

Yomp by Yomp101 April 5, 2020