we need to talk 

the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.

Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit

we need to talk by Ninj4 October 14, 2003

we need to talk 

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

we need to talk by ase September 22, 2003

we need to talk 

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

we need to talk by trip September 25, 2003

we need to talk 

i need to talk.

woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'

we need to talk by King Gabey March 21, 2004

we need to talk 

1. Your girlfriend wants to break up with you
2. Your parents found your stash.

1. We need to talk. I hate you.
2. We need to talk. I found this in your dresser.

we need to talk by ghjgh May 21, 2004

We need to talk 

The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.

He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!

We need to talk by DizzyLizzy January 10, 2007

we need to talk 

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

we need to talk by Ashley December 23, 2003