A show that will mess with your heart strings until all that's left is expensive merch and ships that will probably never happen
Fall in love with a cast of characters which have all contemplate suicide and two of the characters have already attempted.
A show that kills of it's gays and has the best/worst fandom in the world.
Fall in love with a cast of characters which have all contemplate suicide and two of the characters have already attempted.
A show that kills of it's gays and has the best/worst fandom in the world.
Thing 1: Oh hey, have you seen Voltron?
Thing 2: Oh yeah, I binged all 65 episodes/ 7 seasons (that were out at the time of the writing of this definition) in the span of an hour, surviving off of the sheer hope that Keith won't die and that Lance turns out to be bi. I have spent my whole life savings on posters, t-shirts, pins, and whatever else they sell.Stress is currently my caffeine, fight me.
Thing 1: *backs away slowly*
Thing 2: Oh yeah, I binged all 65 episodes/ 7 seasons (that were out at the time of the writing of this definition) in the span of an hour, surviving off of the sheer hope that Keith won't die and that Lance turns out to be bi. I have spent my whole life savings on posters, t-shirts, pins, and whatever else they sell.Stress is currently my caffeine, fight me.
Thing 1: *backs away slowly*
by I'mJustTryingToEnjoyTheShowWit October 08, 2018
Get the Voltronmug. by Nunyabizznish January 09, 2018
Get the Voltronmug. Voltron: a fictional mechanical robot made from 5 lions (black red yellow green blue) combining together made to defend the universe from the evil “Zarkon” and many more.
by Keith McClain January 19, 2018
Get the Voltronmug. (verb) To combine or assemble individual things (which may function individually) made separately into a common meta-product where they all work together synergistically for a common goal.
To combine electronics constructed separately into a completed spacecraft. Or to combine dishes or ingredients prepared separately into a finished meal. (Recently used by a geek cook on a recent episode of Iron Chef America to refer to bringing parts of a meal prepared separately, together.)
To combine electronics constructed separately into a completed spacecraft. Or to combine dishes or ingredients prepared separately into a finished meal. (Recently used by a geek cook on a recent episode of Iron Chef America to refer to bringing parts of a meal prepared separately, together.)
"Let's voltron these parts together." or "It's time to voltron the crust, filling & meringue together to make this pie."
by thethirdchimpanzee September 10, 2007
Get the voltron mug. Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's *super* badass?
Dave: I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's *super* badass?
by voltrontrick October 31, 2011
Get the Voltronmug. Voltron was an 80’s cartoon, now on Netflix, about some teenagers transported from Earth to become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire.
Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know.
Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful.
10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back.
Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache.
Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith.
Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony.
Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!
Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know.
Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful.
10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back.
Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache.
Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith.
Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony.
Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!
by EmoGurl931 January 03, 2019
Get the Voltronmug. When "collaborating" just isn't enough.
Voltroning should not be confused with "voltaireing", which is to advocate for the separation of church in state.
Voltroning should not be confused with "voltaireing", which is to advocate for the separation of church in state.
by ThisAgressionWillNotStandMan October 30, 2013
Get the voltroningmug.