Torch

A woman so hot that upon seeing her, your groin bursts into flames and your eyes begin to water from the existential crisis that overwhelms you from knowing you'll never ever bang her

"Check out this video - it's Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard"

"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."

"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"

Torch by MartyTheGolfer December 17, 2017

Torch

A graffiti writer from Queens, New York. Also known as "Whitey", "Honkey" and "Papa Blanco" among other titles.

1. Oh shit peep that Torch tag.

2. Yo son, is that Torch right there? It has to be, these niggaz told me he was a big doofy white dude.

3. Yo man, I'm gonna kill myself..I found out Torch fucked the girl I'm going to marry!

Torch by Cactus K December 8, 2007

Torch

A joint being passed by others that is still lit.

Having the tip of your weedjoint glow

A bruh pass the torch its still lit

Torch by ghostthesmoke February 26, 2012

torch

(derogatory) A ridiculous haircut, generally male, characterized by wannabe southern california beach bleach blonde hair styled fractally; an outgrown haircut's final hurrah necessitating excessive ammounts of gel and/or ill-advised pomade. A bold, albeit misplaced attempt to be a "pimp".

Torcher 1: "What's the dillio, beeotches?"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"

After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"

torch by cantstandya May 28, 2006

Torch

A) An Arsonist. Usually referred to as an "Arsonist for Hire."
B) A lunatic or pyromaniac on a "fire rampage."
C) A "Serial Arsonist."
D) One who loves to set fires.

Cheap Landlord A: Hey Sam, I wanna get rid of that apartment building of mine. Those tenants can't pay me and no-one wants to buy that rat infested roach trap from me.
Cheap Landlord B: Micky, you know what to do, ask Tony if he knows a "Good Torch" who can get the job done.

Torch by Kingpin3 August 26, 2013

Torch

To torch something, to set it on fire until it burns into none existence.

p1; "dude... I hate that bitch."
p2; "Oh my fuck I know. I wanna torch the cunt."
p1; "axe and a lighter?"
p2; "let's do this shit."

Torch by go.die September 16, 2012

torch

A lighter which lights with a blue flame and is pressurized (meaning it "shoots out" and will "point" straight out no matter what direction the head of your lighter is facing).
ie: Think of the tool a welder uses to weld metal... only much smaller. ...yah... like that.
Used for normal "lighter" purposes, but well liked by those who smoke their "drug of choice" out of crack pipes.
If you are HARD CORE, you will possess the "ultimate cool" torch.
What is this you ask?!?
A butane soldering iron with the "torch" attachment inserted (as opposed to the "soldering" attachment).
Oh yah.

"Where is my torch! I hate smoking my shit with a regular lighter! ...It SUCKS!"

torch by OkayMartin May 20, 2004