wazoo

There is a respectable split among vernacularists whether "wazoo" applies to one's rump or one's porker. Ample weight for both definitions. See the delightful example below for both possible interpretations -- tuchus and ding-dong.

"How's your Father?
How's your Mother?
How's your charming sister Sue?
And, speaking of your family, how's your old Wazoo?"

by Madriaga October 10, 2003

wazoo

the "fourth" hole

Yeah I want to shove a stick up his wazoo!

by anon987987654123 June 21, 2011

Wazoo

A prophylactic that is placed on scrotum/testes during intercourse.

Mary: "So how did it go with John last night?"

Caroline: "The sex was amazing, but his spermisized wazoo caused a disgusting rash on my taint."

by Concubine Courtney March 5, 2010

wazoo

1. your giant wang

2. your ass

people argue about which is true

1. u suck the big wazoo

2. up your wazoo buddy

by jizzle dizzle October 14, 2005

wazoo

Out of the ass.

You've got James Taylor out of the wazoo.

by jciats October 12, 2014

Wazoo

Getting your dick sucked

Man: Hey baby girl give me wazoo
Girl: Yes hubby

by TheNiggaThatFuckedYourGirl June 13, 2019

Wazoo

The dimple located between the vagina and the anus on many slutty girls

Oliver: Hey so I heard you were hooking up with Sarah last night... did she make you lick her wazoo?
Steve: Yea... I don't wanna talk about it

by woojoe7 February 18, 2010