A shitty suburb in Southern California consisting mostly of strip malls and concrete wasteland. Where bros, ricers, emos, soccer moms, fat asses, and religous freaks reside.
by anon March 18, 2005
Temecula is boring, nice weather, conveiently located between san diego and La and beaches. Although it is an hour or so drive to these destinations, Temecula itself lacks any sorce of entertainment except maybe pechanga. Which actually is pretty cool... if you are over 21.
Temecula is full of drugs, and people who think they are hardcore. They act like they are in gangs and from the ghetto, but none of them even know what being in the ghetto is. They talk like they're from the ghetto, sayin nigga after every word, but they're all white and are just ignorant sob's.
Temecula is full of bro's and bor ho's. They think they are bad ass because they own dirt bikes, but none of them ride, they just own them because they think it's cool.
All they really do is sit around and smoke weed all day and talk about how awesome their dirt bike ride went that never happened.
Most of the kids have tattoo's of stupid things like a tattoo of a giant toilet on their forearm. Many just get a tattoo because everyone else is doing it.
Temecula is full of drugs, and people who think they are hardcore. They act like they are in gangs and from the ghetto, but none of them even know what being in the ghetto is. They talk like they're from the ghetto, sayin nigga after every word, but they're all white and are just ignorant sob's.
Temecula is full of bro's and bor ho's. They think they are bad ass because they own dirt bikes, but none of them ride, they just own them because they think it's cool.
All they really do is sit around and smoke weed all day and talk about how awesome their dirt bike ride went that never happened.
Most of the kids have tattoo's of stupid things like a tattoo of a giant toilet on their forearm. Many just get a tattoo because everyone else is doing it.
What the hell is a temecula?
by feces face February 21, 2011
A growing middle-class bedroom community in the southern part of Riverside County, California. Most people living here commute to San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles, and often spend 2-3 hours each way on the freeway because cost of living here is lower.
I couldn't afford a house in San Diego, which is where I work. I bought a large house in Temecula, but often spend most of my life on the Interstate 15 between work and home.
by partyrockstar222 September 9, 2016
"A sunny city filled with shady people". The birthplace of drama and shit-talking and two timing people. The only thing to do is go to somebody's house on the weekend and get drunk with people who will get all in your business the next day. A town so boring that people resort to getting involved in other people's lives for entertainment. Girls are sketchy and easy. Guys try to act hard when they have never seen a "hood". Temecula consists of the PROMENADE, THE MOVIES, ALBERTO's, and HARVESTON LAKE.
Temecula is not balla... at ALL. If your having a good day, don't meet a girl from Temecula. No thugs exist in Temecula
by ...p-L@T... April 17, 2007
A lovely city just north of the san diego border and south of L.A.
Clean air, lots of Prius's, and lots of lifted trucks.
Realetors make up 76% of the population and if you don't have a friend who is some way related to a teacher, then you don't live here.
Classic Hang out Places:
The mall, mulligans, the movies, and harveston.
There's lots of drugs going around but it all stays under the radar.
All the kids play club soccer or little league baseball.
TEMECULA ROCKS (compared to old-people-ghost-town Hemet!)
Clean air, lots of Prius's, and lots of lifted trucks.
Realetors make up 76% of the population and if you don't have a friend who is some way related to a teacher, then you don't live here.
Classic Hang out Places:
The mall, mulligans, the movies, and harveston.
There's lots of drugs going around but it all stays under the radar.
All the kids play club soccer or little league baseball.
TEMECULA ROCKS (compared to old-people-ghost-town Hemet!)
by kikikipee July 22, 2009
A shitty suburb in Southern California consisting mostly of strip malls and concrete wasteland. Where bros, ricers, emos, soccer moms, fat asses, and religous freaks reside .
I am from Temecula , i have no life...
by anon March 18, 2005
A place consisting of nothing but desert, alcoholics you go to Wine Country every Sunday for brunch when they can barely afford their house payments, and kids who act like they're the shit when they're anything but. It's close enough to Hemet that the chance for crime is high, but any crime mostly consists of petty theft, someone turning off breakers on the sides of houses, or getting shanked in the Walmart parking lot. But don't worry, at least it's not Riverside. Dirt bikes that never get ridden are rampant as are the people that own them just because. 110,000 people live here, but only God knows why, and it's because of Him. Temecula sits smack-dab in the middle of the Californian Bible Belt, so get ready for born-again Christians, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses to be knocking on your door every damn day. Don't move here, there's nothing here.
See also: Compton wanna-bes
See also: Compton wanna-bes
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by Leams2 September 29, 2019