tee-tee

Urine, esp. dog urine.
Can be used to describe the act of urinating or the poddy itself.

Tiffy, you're in Mrs. Carmichael's lawn now. Go tee-tee! Go tee-tee!!!
{faint sound of a dog urinating
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!

by Telephony December 19, 2021

tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019

The tees

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

tee tee

A small penis.

I was about to have sex with, and I could not belive the size of his tee tee.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Tee

A person with great ambition and great vibes. Unique. Awesome. Adventurous. Gay. Athletic. Creative. Humorous. Can be quite stubborn, inpatient and isn't perfect. Get close with Tee and they'll love you more than anything.

Oh how great Tee is!

by dont.watch.that December 21, 2016

Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R

Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)

by Zabatsue August 19, 2011

Tee

Biggest gamer in the universe, gets all the girls in his area with ease. Everyone wants to be like him. HE IS THE BIGGEST ALPHA MALE THAT ANYBODY KNOWS. Also has huge pp.

Person 1: Who is that sexy guy over there?
Person 2: That is the TEE!

Person 3: Ohhhhhhh, that makes sense! No wonder he is such an alpha male. I want to go out with him so baddddddd...

by Canasion December 06, 2020