swordfish

1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)
1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?
by genna buzz April 04, 2005
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swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.
George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.
by vatonyjmu1978 December 08, 2007
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swordfish

As above, examples can be found under sword fish
by Urban Cowboy November 28, 2004
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Swordfishing

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
by Taytaybeanbag April 08, 2017
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SwordFish

Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.
*Girl in bikini walks by

Man I feel a swordfish coming on!
by lochic February 19, 2011
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Swordfishing

The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking
by Doucheoon Mandic March 04, 2011
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Swordfished

When you're catfished by a transgender woman.
I thought it was a girl I met online, but I got swordfished.

Man I bought dinner and took her back to my place. She had a dick bro. I got swordfished.
by B4IFURU18 July 06, 2018
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