storage-wars 

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage for your belongings is now your problem.

storage-wars by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2015

Storage porn 

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

Storage porn by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013

Storage Hunters 

A reality TV show starring stand-up comedian Shaun Kelly, in which "abandoned" storage lockers are auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the bidders usually staying the same throughout the series. It achieved particular popularity in the UK on the TV channel Dave, on which a domestic version eventually aired.

"I can't understand a word of what Shaun Kelly actually says on Storage Hunters. It's all just RRRABADARRRRABADA to me."

Storage Hunters by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

storage warred 

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).

Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred

storage warred by CryHavoc August 17, 2019

Storage Sock

A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.

Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out.

Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.

Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.

Person 2: Oh.

Storage Sock by rippinblaise November 19, 2009

storage bin man 

The name Kurtis Conner used when signing up for something for boxboy

Human being 1: —
Human being 2: — storage bin man

storage bin man by Snerfle November 20, 2019

storage-wars 

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.

storage-wars by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2014