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The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.
You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!
Squeege by Molbo January 3, 2020
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A person who has a extremely high voice.
"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."
Squeege by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021
n : informal term for urination within one's closet whether drunk or not ; "he took a pee" syn: peeing,

pee, piss
Bill was so drunk he squeege his closet thinking it was the bathroom.

Ralph was caught squeeing all over Tom's closet, nasty.
Squeege by Randy Gato August 9, 2010
When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.
I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.
squeege by Nallywood July 1, 2004
(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.
Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.
squeege by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021
along the same lines as a skid, usually refering to a dirty, or criminal like person ... think corey and trevor from the show "trailer park boys"
Some fuckin' squeege stole my bike !!!
squeege by Ski-bo May 4, 2005
having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....
squeege by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006