sprog

golly, oyster, phlegm .. something left on the ground after an exercise in phlegm projection. (aussie)

Sprog definition thought to originate from foetal resemblance.

Hey, I just trod in your sprog. Kindly use a tissue asshole.

by oink May 13, 2005

sprog

1. Verb, To attempt what another has failed to achieve.

2. Noun, an attempt at what another has failed to achieve.

I can't open the jar, will you have a sprog?

or

A: I can't find the keys.
B: I'll sprog.

by Xandrake May 17, 2007

sprogged

to have recently given birth; to pop one out

She looks amazing for a bird who's just sprogged!

by NikitheGoddess May 5, 2013

sprogged

with child (see sprogg); pregnant

She only got sprogged up so he'd have to stay with her.

by Anne (the awesome) May 20, 2005

Sprogs

Children. Young ones. Generally aged from babies to preschool. Often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.

Often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. Most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from H&M and GAP.

They regularly have a look in their eyes which is passive yet self absorbed. A bit like a fat sleepy zombie.

Easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.

Nevermind all this CO2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many damn sprogs.

I would have invited Rebecca, but since she's become a mother, all she ever talks about is her fucking sprog.

~Kelly had ANOTHER child last month,
#wait, does that mean she's got six sprogs now?
>That's way too many sprogs.
~I don't want any sprogs until I'm at least thirty.

by Planktown April 11, 2010

Sprog

A slang word for a child

"Did you hear about Steve? Yeah he lost his sprog in the IKEA again!"

by Wolf__cub May 2, 2023

SPROG

Naval term for a young/inexperienced rating...

Him? He's just a SPROG, Seaman Part one Right Outta Ganges!

by Sean's X-Type Cat March 22, 2010